New(t)s Flash

22 02 2014

Researchers at the Institute for Combustive Herpetology have today announced, following an extensive study, that all of the world’s various species of salamanders have been found to be significantly less flame-resistant than reports from mythology had earlier suggested.

In another development, the Institute has also released several new varieties in its popular ‘Mystery Meats’ range of smoked, dry-fried, and flame-grilled nibbles.




Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: