Table of Contents

Introduction, by Über-Professor Arrrrarrrgghl Schlurpmftxpftpfl*

The Fridge Whisperer

Dark Rendezvous

Florence, 1504, Late Winter

DreamTM

Things YOU Can Do To Defend Yourself …*

The Speed of Heavy

London, 1666, Springtime

Latency

Moonlight*

Because We’re Living In A Material World

Cruisy

CREVjack*

You Said ‘Two Of Each’, Right?

Fixing a Hole*

21st Century Nursery Rhymes, #126: I Had A Little Nut Tree

Buying a Ray Gun*

X-Factor*

Elevator Pitch*

Lithophiles*

Next!

The Man Who …

Must’ve Been While You Were Kissing Me

The Assault Goes Ever On*

Suckers for Love

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(Asterisks indicate previously unpublished work; hyperlinks are provided when there is an online copy of the story. Apologies in advance if any links are inactive.)




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